Excuse me, but I think you know exactly what to say. You admit that you're in the pocket of Big Science.

No, I am not going to do that.

Big Science is not a thing.

The sun is actually a star.

Rain really is condensed atmospheric water vapor that becomes heavy enough to fall from the pull of gravity.

And you … I think maybe you need help? Is there someone you want me to call? Or just … do you need someone to talk to? Hit me up on Twitter. I’d really love to help.

Oh geez, please don’t tell me that you’re also an anti-vaxer.